voltamin:

i’m creating a new word called “kittycrush” a kittycrush is when you like someone so much all you want to do with them is make strange noises and cuddle and spend half your life sleeping on their favorite possessions

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pimpmasterampora:

YES I AM THE DARK LORD SATAN. YES I PLAY VIDEO GAMES

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#hA  

monotoneminor:

ambulance-shotgun:

hazelgracewaters:

#can you imagine if atheists said that after everything they said #”I’d like a burger and fries please. Also there is no God.” #”Happy birthday Mom. Also there is no God.” #”The Avengers was a fucking great movie I want to see it again! Also there is no God.” #”That was the best sex I’ve ever had in my life. But there is still no God.”

What would be the atheist equivalent to ‘omg’?

oh my there is no god

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#i can't  #queue  
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jason-peeta-todd:

gracklebird:

pidpoke:

imperf3cti0ns:

This is what we get for letting my sister watch the hulk… This is her way of transforming into the hulk

What just happened Dx

SHE IS BRILLIANT

OH MY GOD ALSDJFALKSDJF

Just that last part

where she’s just like

“End scene.”

Perfection. 

Just.

Yes.

If you put root beer in a square glass do you get beer?

#haha  #maths  
  • The core theme of Doctor Who: Every single person, no matter how average they may seem, is important and can be brilliant however they choose to be
  • The core theme of Torchwood: GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY ALIENS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY

throw caution to the wind! delete everything! become involved citizen of freedom, creating art with every step! read books, write poetry, discuss religion with real life wankers! experience everything! dip your hand in the paint of life and paint a real good fuck-up. because that’s all we are. interesting fuck-ups. so do it properly.

life advice from Hannah (via radiantasthemockingjay)

on the humorous side, though

this is my energy drink

why am i alive

i do not wish to go to class or get ready for my tutorial today

i was up till 1:30am fucking around on the internet then reconciling with my ex boyfriend

why

all i want is sleep

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