i’m creating a new word called “kittycrush” a kittycrush is when you like someone so much all you want to do with them is make strange noises and cuddle and spend half your life sleeping on their favorite possessions
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i’m creating a new word called “kittycrush” a kittycrush is when you like someone so much all you want to do with them is make strange noises and cuddle and spend half your life sleeping on their favorite possessions
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#can you imagine if atheists said that after everything they said #”I’d like a burger and fries please. Also there is no God.” #”Happy birthday Mom. Also there is no God.” #”The Avengers was a fucking great movie I want to see it again! Also there is no God.” #”That was the best sex I’ve ever had in my life. But there is still no God.”
What would be the atheist equivalent to ‘omg’?
oh my there is no god
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This is what we get for letting my sister watch the hulk… This is her way of transforming into the hulk
What just happened Dx
SHE IS BRILLIANT
OH MY GOD ALSDJFALKSDJF
Just that last part
where she’s just like
“End scene.”
Perfection.
Just.
Yes.
on the humorous side, though

this is my energy drink
why am i alive
i do not wish to go to class or get ready for my tutorial today
i was up till 1:30am fucking around on the internet then reconciling with my ex boyfriend
why
all i want is sleep